MERRY NEW YEAR FELLOW KESTACHE LOVERS
HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR AND WE’LL CONTINUE TO BRING YOU THE MOST FLAWLESS MOUSTACHE ON THE PLANET
If you’ve ever wondered what Nico looks like with the kestache
let’s pretend it’s actually been photoshopped well
We told you that yellow goes perfectly with Mr Rosberg’s 'stache!
In Kestache we trust.
remember the keke’s song?
well i got an e-mail from emilia (she’s very nice) who translated the song to english! yay
“The song sounds crazy but basically it’s a children’s song (published in 1985) about some father who is influenced by Keke’s driving style and begins to drive recklessly. He finally drives into the woods ending up in a wheel chair. His son gets later a moped and starts driving just like his father.”
and here are the lyrics
ENGLISH VERSION
By asphalt track, going one thousand and hundred,
Rosberg is driving and using carburettor.
Switching third gear, avoiding shoulders of the road,
Gets a big catch when he finishes.
Out there a dollar is smiling.
Father bought a car, it is pretty tasteless.
The car is a turbo, the driver is an idiot.
Stepping on the gas, borrowing the gas money.
Driving the family, not noticing the bush.
Where is the police lurking?
(Chorus)
Ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke
Rosberg-Rosberg-Rosberg-Rosberg
(x3)
What is the trick? Well he watching out too little.
(Aaaaaauk, oops, I mean ouch)
Keke won the race, although he criticized the track.
Father drove into the woods, doesn’t know anyone.
Father is out of concern, wheel chair is enough.
Has a mite of pension and the son has a moped.
The son is driving as recklessly as his father!
Ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke
Rosberg-Rosberg-Rosberg-Rosberg
(x3)
What is the trick? Well he watching out too little.
Ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke
Rosberg-Rosberg-Rosberg-Rosberg
(x3)
What is the trick? Well he watching out too little.
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so once again
so this song about keke rosberg some amazing human being inboxed us and both amy and I totally loved it
but you can guess the problem probably
yeah we didn’t understand a thing
so i wrote down the lyrics of what i actually heard
it’s 120% true i swear:
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asvakelataa
tua taja sa talaa
ruuasti ajaa
keventos toja
polovonos elle paytaa
nie meita kajtaa
sas ison saali tuu sison maali
sielen enolla
ururuhuuuuuuuuuuuuh
isa usti auto
kse on mihan auto
auto on TURBO
muski on orvo
kaa suvaa paivaa
aitsa noha tainaa
perretaa tuskka
taleivu tuskka
missa holla urebendfndfndhoooo
kekekkekekekekkekkekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
kekekkekeekekekekekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
kekekkekekekekekekekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
mika olen kikka sen
sekun varroo mikkassen
OUUUUUTTT
oho eiko au
keke kisan voiti
va ikan rata voiti
issa ajo metta
naika tunen ketta
poison nissan ruoli
riita vita tuoli
ella ketta rabo
ja poala on moppo
mussa nuaila
moikka kaivaa heeeeeey
kekekekekkekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
kekekkekekkekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
kekekekekekekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
mika on kikka se
sekun fajto mikasse
kekekekekekekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
kekekekekekekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
kekekkekekekekekekekeke
rosmary rosmary rosmary rosmary
mikka on kikka see
sekun varloo mikkasen
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ok you’re welcome